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[12 Jun 2005|02:11pm] [ mood | other ] [ music | dinosaur jr ] Your IQ Is 125 Your Logical Intelligence is Exceptional Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test post comment

cat [22 Feb 2005|10:26pm] [ mood | mmhmm ] [ music | swervedriver ] my cat is insane, this much we already know. now im starting to think shes trying to take me down with her. she adores these little catnip-laced mouse toys that cost like, five dollars each. but i still buy them for her because theyre very well made and it takes her about six months to destroy one. and because they manage to occupy her like nothing else. after getting her a new one on monday night, she had managed to lose it in the apartment by tuesday evening. i searched everywhere. under everything. behind everything. inside everything. no $5 mouse toy. the munch is following me around and meowing in dismay. where the hell is it, i say? mrow, she replies. i give up. half an hour later i take the trash out. im out of the apartment for maybe three minutes. whats sitting in the middle of the floor when i walk in? yeah. a munch and a $5 mouse toy. goddamn goddamn. 11 comments|post comment

my day... [25 Jan 2005|10:23pm] [ mood | who the hell is jess kress? ] [ music | brian jonestown motherfehing massacre ] skratchkat: parking tickets are retarded roaringmuppet: hahahahahaha roaringmuppet: i got a $100 this summer skratchkat: mines only 25 skratchkat: it was just for the stupid 24 hour parking ordinance skratchkat: that they only decided to enforce because they could tell by all the snow skratchkat: but for all the useless information on the goddamn ticket roaringmuppet: hahahahaha roaringmuppet: sucks to be you skratchkat: they cant spare the ink to tell me who to make the fehing check out to skratchkat: the moneys no big deal skratchkat: theyre just retarded skratchkat: DO THEY WANT MY MONEY OR NOT roaringmuppet: hahahahahahahahaha roaringmuppet: even dc isn't htat dumb skratchkat: its not even on the goddamn goddamn website skratchkat: jesus on the crotch, this is ridiculous skratchkat: im making it to lakewood municipal court and they can kiss my fat ass roaringmuppet: hehehehehe roaringmuppet: ok i will laugh about you at larry's roaringmuppet: it is jess kress's birthday roaringmuppet: salut roaringmuppet is away at 10:11:30 PM. 5 comments|post comment

doonesbury... [09 Jan 2005|03:56pm] stolen from the website: "Hi, I'm Richard Gere and I'm speaking for the entire world." -- the actor, in a TV ad encouraging Palestinians to vote "We don't need the Americans' intervention. We know who to elect. Not like them - they elected a moron." -- Gaza soap factory worker Manar an-Najar post comment

love [27 Oct 2004|07:50pm] [ mood | stolen ] [ music | waves are universal ] 1. Tell me one thing you love about me. 2. Tell me two things you love about yourself. This one I'm particularly interested in, so make it good. I mean it. No self-deprication allowed! 3. Look through the comments. When you see someone you know, tell them three things you love about them. 4. Do this in your journal so I can tell you what I love about YOU - and if you've already done it, tell me so, so that I can go back and give you some love. 8 comments|post comment

goddamn goddamn [27 Jun 2004|08:31pm] [ mood | sleeping on roads ] [ music | neil halstead ] has 80's become the new emo? what the feh? post comment

bunches of munches [30 Dec 2003|11:14pm] [ mood | words cant describe... ] [ music | yo la tengo ] so it looks like the muncher will make a full recover from her surgery on monday. as close as we were to losing her, shes really pulled through beautifully. the vet gave us back the shoestring she swallowed and you know i still cant see how she got it down. shes a bit of a grump right now, but wasnt she always... 1 comment|post comment

! [15 Jun 2003|11:58pm] [ mood | phat ] [ music | montgolfier brothers ] ive gained ten pounds since the end of march. im so excited! 18 comments|post comment

cluck 'n MUNCH [27 May 2003|02:14am] this nearly made me spew my cereal across the kitchen. i love my cat. oh, hello! 4 comments|post comment

[15 Apr 2003|12:50am] [ mood | katy song ] [ music | red house painters ] :D theres a pet show at osu on the 26th! i wont be here! goddamn goddamn. they even have a category for "furriest". if munch isnt the furriest cat on campus, id really like to see the one that is. i move home on thursday. wheee... 3 comments|post comment

[14 Apr 2003|02:23am] am boxing cds and books. at this rate there wont be room in the car for both me and munch. hmm... post comment

everybody needs a munch [30 Mar 2003|10:26pm] [ music | hidden cameras ] "man, your cat is crazy. i dont even know where she came from, she just went flying over the kitchen island and landed right in my tuna sandwich!" 1 comment|post comment

[20 Mar 2003|03:16pm] [ mood | bitten ] [ music | the radio dept. ] leave for vacation in a few hours. argh mondo lines. argh 7 feet of snow in denver. something is biting my arm. post comment

[17 Mar 2003|11:36pm] oh for crying out loud. goddamn figures curious george decides to go to war like, the day before i fly to portland. 2 comments|post comment

[17 Mar 2003|10:50am] Which Donnie Darko character are you? by Shay</font> post comment

[10 Mar 2003|02:43am] [ music | swiss dot ] FUCK YOU OHIO STATE. I WILL NOT PUT MONEY ONTO MY BUCK ID IN $20 INCREMENTS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I NEED TO PRINT 3 PIECES OF PAPER. ugh, tomorrow i find out if im really done. my mom thinks i should take classes next quarter, anyway. apparently i am a crackbaby. 2 comments|post comment

[05 Mar 2003|07:03pm] [ music | fischerspooner - the 15th ] feh post comment

[28 Feb 2003|02:20pm] [ mood | power, corruption & lies ] [ music | new order ] oh, and they sell 3" cdrs now. 27 minutes. i almost bought some but theyre an outrageous waste of money and dont fit in all cd players. post comment

[28 Feb 2003|01:46pm] [ mood | misplaced on the kitchen floor ] [ music | mark robinson feverishly eating grapes ] ladytron not so hot live. they were ridiculously outperformed by the opener, simian. the newest way to gain my affection is to buy me a "kill all hippies" t-shirt. cross out the "pies" and write in "sters" either above or below, but not over or behind. i wear a medium. only kids today could make me feel odd for dancing to dance music. only this time it was hard to blame them for looking bored and disinterested at the show they just paid to get into since ladytron were just as bad. they really had that we're too good for our own music look down. only the singer started to crack at the end and appeared to be enjoying herself. i <3 helen. 2 comments|post comment

[24 Feb 2003|11:29am] this town has become officially useless. the only saving grace for the godawful summer was the mild winter. >:| another day, another 4 inches of snow. >:| 1 comment|post comment

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